If you think your grass is dead, you could scream, faint dramatically, call the police, concoct a quick coverup, or stare suspiciously at that neighbor who always seemed a little TOO interested in your nice green lawn.
Of course, all of that would mean you’re probably watching too many true crime dramas.
Maybe just invest in some good grass seed. But we’re getting ahead of ourselves.
First you need to know if your grass is dead.